There once was a Mama called Shel
Who's little ratbags were giving her hell
She ran far away
And there she will stay
Til she feels more mentally well!

I was a refuse collector in a large factory. It was horrible and smelly and I HATED IT!
When I was a student I also did some temping work in a factory sorting out a SKIP FULL of 50p sized plastic pieces. Some said R on them, the others said L. I had to sort through and separate them! It was DULL.

I have had some awesome jobs too though. Working in ( Read more... )

OoOH. Here are the ten best things I coul make a 'ten best..' list for instead. because I'm like that!

Ten best excuses for not losing weight?
Ten best takeaways I ate?
Ten best nights I got drunk and made an ass of myself?
Ten best imaginary friends the kids and I made up?
Ten best excuses I made for not doing the ironing?
Ten best times I ran out ( Read more... )

It was all only a dream...